Desperate times call for desperate measures

This mornings alarm was set for 8:00 am. Have serious intention to be at gym in half an hour come home and get a move on with life. Instead.. I hit snooze. (just 15 minutes, its chilled!?) 8:15... my finger is magnetically drawn to snooze again, this time ill just close my eyes for 30 min more. Wake up 30 min later feeling like a queen, that felt like the longest 30 min ever.. stoked I hit that snooze. Check clock... the time should be 8:45 ish.. REAL time 11.40. Fuuuuuck! (excuse my language but that was literally the only train of thought I had going at that very moment.) Cool. losers for the rest of the day!

Drag my sorry self out of bed (now mid afternoon) starving as my stomach has been denied 2 meals. Dreaming up the most delish meal I could possibly think of at this time of food crisis. Open the fridge door & I kid you not the contents are : 1 paw paw ( would have been suitable for breakfast), 15 bottles of water, a cucumber,plain yoghurt and an avo. "Okay, thats fine i'll just make do with whats in the pantry". Contents of the pantry: rice pasta (which I urge everyone to avoid),sugar,some funny tomato paste aaand a potato.. WTF!? Now I feel like an Ethiopian child starving in the desert, suddenly I see what I think is a mirage at first, but upon closer inspection I realise it is real. Heart skips a beat. A full pack of Marlboro Lights. This will be my meal substitute, I will smoke and smoke and smoke until I am full and food is no longer an issue.

This was a mistake. After cigarette no. 2 due to lack of food and a brain full of smoke im feeling more nauseas then full, not to mention the fact that i'm probably developing emphysema as we speak. Oh the luxurious life of a student and the stupid things we do to survive our peasant lifestyles ;)