FML

First fine ever! R400 down the drain. No social life for me this weekend :(

Cheers to the New Years.

Happy New Year everyone.. another year flown by. A toast.. to the dooshbags? Corny I know but I had to.

Everyone complains about new year being the most overrated night of the year, yet we all still feel the need to make a massive hooha about it. I certainly had the most eventful four nights (including new years) of my holiday in St.Francis. A friend and I drove up on the 27th to spend a few nights with some Stellies girls. Our first night there was by far the most entertaining. The four of us girls got all dolled up for a night out at Cobs Cove- the St. F equivalent of Fez. Lucky for us we were staying with someone very well connected in the area which came with many added bonuses. While making ourselves lungable my dear friends confesses to us how she has recently become a "one can woman". Our target for the night therefore: to up her stamina.. OBVIOUSLY!! Our job was soon taken over early on in the evening when a certain girl ( who liked to bat for the other team ) took a liking to one can.

From the moment this Lady Lover singled one can out of a crowd of 400 with a seductive thrust of Jack Daniels shots, I knew where I'd be for the rest of the night. Right there on that couch being fully entertained by this poor girl who was trying so hard to seduce my very hetro sexual friend. By the end of the night I was in awe at the sight of two empty bottles of Jack and the Lady Lover trying to pry open One Cans jaws to fill them up with more JD! I was not too sure how this scenario was going to end however it ended very abruptly when we looked over to see that Lady Lover had basically redecorated the floor with her Jack Daniels dinner. Needless to say we were out of there very fast and in hysterics. One Can had now moved up to Two Bottle Jack.. although when we got home she could not string and English sentence together, or distinguish the difference between a slice of cheese and chicken fillet (which she ate) ... did I mention she is a STRICT vegetarian!? I had definately brought the right friend with me :)