Thursday, August 4, 2011

Think before you drink

Sorry it's been a while since my last post.. but it's been a hectic week. You must all be dying without my daily dose of humour ( I know right ). Well, here is a little story I thought you might enjoy!

Rumor has it not long ago,
2 Herschel girls let all things show
They guzzled 1 too many shots
& soon where filming naked bots.

Out came Nutella and some licks along the thigh
While a dear man friend was videoing close by
They thought they were being funny and pretty cool
Until the video was circling school

Moms and Dads where all called in,
To watch their daughters late night sins
Tears went flying, stories they were denying.
All the while, Mr. video was grinning
As his rep. around school was certainly winning.

Forever they will be "Nutella Sluts"
So please remember it's not worth the fuss
Don't get undressed and be your own Jenna Jameson
Rather keep your dignity...& put your pajamas on.