"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"

In movies you always see the same type of guys throwing out the most hilarious pick up lines. Although they never really work, they are pretty funny and you have to give a guy credit for trying... Here are some very funny/classic ones I've heard or read about:

Do you wash your pants in Windex? Because I can see myself in them.

Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?

Am I cute, or do you need another drink?

Aw, girl, I'm gonna have to put you on my "To Do" List!

I have a six inch tongue and I can breath through my ears

Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?

I guarantee you that none of these will be work, but it will definitely make for an interesting night :)

Pick meeeee

I 100% support everyone and their blogs HOWEVER i'm thinking that Fashion blogs are a tad over done these days and awesomeness blogs like mine ;) are not getting recognized enough. Please like/follow/show your friends my blog....

Fail proof system. ha! ' ?....!'

A dear friend of mine, dear but disgusting told me a while ago about a system he brings into play with the 'ladies'. I remembered it today and couldn't help but chuckle to myself. We'll call him Fabio. Fabio, bless his heart is some what of a nympho and not shy to share his stories with those who are keen to lend an ear. Be careful if you catch him after too many beers as you will be re living his reality pornos. Anyways the other night after a jol we all went home and he goes straight to the computer and logs onto FB. I immediately am thinking, oh god this can't end well. He calls me over and with a huge grin on his face and points to the screen...

Through slightly blurred vision I make out his sent messages and a lot of them having been sent right now. The message.. A single question mark. I'm busy thinking old Fabs is super pissed tonight. However he dives into the explanation of his 'system'. Which is this, he sends about 10 girls a ? And if they reply with a ! He knows he is getting lucky. What intrigues me most is he sends all of them at the same time.. Which lead to me ask 'but what if more that one replies with a !' And to that he replies with a smug ' well then its my lucky night and I'm a every lucky guy.

Sis on you boys and shame on you slappers :)

quality not comfort

For one to state that they dress themselves for comfort, is.. Bullshit. I know I don't get up in the morning and think - today I will be most comfortable in long johns, my gardeners hoodie and grans socks.Its ok to wear this because its comfortable.NO!

This is not ok! I'm not trying to be your Trynny or Susanna here but seriously put in some effort and dress to impress. It's a lot better for ones self confidence to get a comment about nice boots rather than a turned up nose at your velvet tracky bums.

Straight eye for a queer guy.......?

I was on a cruise for the holidays and on our second night met a very sweet very camp guy. After one too many drinks he confessed to me ( while making eyes at the guy at the end of the bar for hours) that he had slept with that guy on the first night. I wasn't too sure why he was giving me all the details after only knowing each other for a few hours.However I thought i'd try my luck and probe with the questions and see where I got. I started off chilled with a " oh so do you like him, did you meet him here etc" ?. After a long pause and sigh he says, "well the thing is,this guy (at the end of the bar) is actually on the cruise with his girlfriend and her family and after a few drinks last night told me he had always been curious about being with another guy.. and so it happened on the top deck of the boat in the early hours of the morning.

I couldn't help but respond with a seriously shocked.. "oh my god!" Shame poor guy, his experimenter had then proceeded to act like he didn't know him and be all hanky dory with his girlfriend and his family for the rest of the trip :(.

So um ladies... watch out and don't let your boyfriends wander to far.. haha!

its a shore thing.

Jersey shore, Jordy Shore, Clifton shore.. we all claim hate them but we secretly love to watch other people being clowns and behaving like slappers. Unfortunately the cast of my all time fave. Jersey shore is being revamped.. apparently snook dog and sitch are demanding too much cash for each episode and as Jersey is fill of aspiring GTL"S they will no doubt have an abundance of newbies to choose from.

I wont lie.. I will miss the old ones, but it will be interesting to see how many snookies there are to offer.

Viva babay

Weeeeeelllll finally the boys have decided to grace our shores with their presence, much to the whole of the Countries delight. The only draw back.. getting tickets. Computicket is giving away min information and the crowds that will be descending on Computicket stores tomorrow morning (at all hours) will be a sight to see. Good Luck... if not, I'll wave from Golden Circle.