Fail proof system. ha! ' ?....!'

A dear friend of mine, dear but disgusting told me a while ago about a system he brings into play with the 'ladies'. I remembered it today and couldn't help but chuckle to myself. We'll call him Fabio. Fabio, bless his heart is some what of a nympho and not shy to share his stories with those who are keen to lend an ear. Be careful if you catch him after too many beers as you will be re living his reality pornos. Anyways the other night after a jol we all went home and he goes straight to the computer and logs onto FB. I immediately am thinking, oh god this can't end well. He calls me over and with a huge grin on his face and points to the screen...

Through slightly blurred vision I make out his sent messages and a lot of them having been sent right now. The message.. A single question mark. I'm busy thinking old Fabs is super pissed tonight. However he dives into the explanation of his 'system'. Which is this, he sends about 10 girls a ? And if they reply with a ! He knows he is getting lucky. What intrigues me most is he sends all of them at the same time.. Which lead to me ask 'but what if more that one replies with a !' And to that he replies with a smug ' well then its my lucky night and I'm a every lucky guy.

Sis on you boys and shame on you slappers :)

quality not comfort

For one to state that they dress themselves for comfort, is.. Bullshit. I know I don't get up in the morning and think - today I will be most comfortable in long johns, my gardeners hoodie and grans socks.Its ok to wear this because its comfortable.NO!

This is not ok! I'm not trying to be your Trynny or Susanna here but seriously put in some effort and dress to impress. It's a lot better for ones self confidence to get a comment about nice boots rather than a turned up nose at your velvet tracky bums.

Pillow thoughts

Lying in bed, so tired. Eyes shut so that I resemble an Asian person more than usual. Thinking thinking thinkiiiing of something quick and fun to write but alas.. I cant. Did get an au-pairing job which is very cool, the kids are too cute. Makes me broody ;) The next boy I lunge better watch out..urrm that is IF I was actually having any luck in that area. I feel like the boss of coming right has banished me back to the desert. With one long finger pointing in my direction, all he says is "go" and I know where he is sending me, all the way back to Kalahari.With heavy feet and a hanging head I make my way. . .

Day: 50 (over exaggeration) I am in the desert and this drought is really getting to me. It's so hot here and I have no supplies. Obviously no water or food..it looks like I might die here. Luckily for me I have had enough practice this year with such dry circumstances that the harsher effects of these conditions have not fully taken their toll. Hopefully tomorrow things will be looking up.

Peace from the dry lands.