Rocktober ( sorry about the corny-ness)

I wish I could say that I have been working on my beach body and tan so that I now resemble a shorter version of Giselle, and that is the reason for lack of posts..sadly this is not the case. I have just been down right lazy and out of any thing fun happening. sorry lovers.

BUUT October is going to be such a rockingg month, earlier on I was just trying to work out how I will afford all these festivities..
1.Gods Kitchen
2.Cold Play
3.Rocking The Daisies
4.David Guetta and Akon
5. Kings of Leon

Well thats all that I can think of on the spot, and I am not including all of the extra trance parties happening every weekend. Shite each is at least R200. I think I might start taking out lotto tickets or gambling on occasion..

Think before you drink

Sorry it's been a while since my last post.. but it's been a hectic week. You must all be dying without my daily dose of humour ( I know right ). Well, here is a little story I thought you might enjoy!

Rumor has it not long ago,

2 Herschel girls let all things show

They guzzled 1 too many shots

& soon where filming naked bots.

Out came Nutella and some licks along the thigh

While a dear man friend was videoing close by

They thought they were being funny and pretty cool

Until the video was circling school

Moms and Dads where all called in,

To watch their daughters late night sins

Tears went flying, stories they were denying.

All the while, Mr. video was grinning

As his rep. around school was certainly winning.

Forever they will be "Nutella Sluts"

So please remember it's not worth the fuss

Don't get undressed and be your own Jenna Jameson

Rather keep your dignity...& put your pajamas on.

Dress to impress

Boys.Men..whatever you are. I think it's time you come to the realisation that you are no longer in 1st year (for those of you who are, you're excluded) and Stellenbosch Jool is not a year round function.. so please, put your wife beaters and T-Savs away. Get in the shower, have a scrub, cut your hair and give your self some tlc man! It is so frustrating to see a guy who thinks it's ok to go 'bergie like' because they're not at work or "it's chilled man". First impressions do count and it makes such a difference when you make an effort with what you're wearing and ESPECIALLY what you smell like.

Places like Trenery and Country Road don't exist for nothing. Someone who is also very worth looking at is Chad Hudson. His line Dirty Funka has just launched and he has awesome jerseys and cardis etc. for boys. I'll get photos up this week.

Love.ya.byiie.

Feeling very sorry for... me.

No funny stories for today. I'm lying in bed with my mouth all stitched up and in agony.. Feeling very sorry for myself ( which I'm sure you can imagine).I have now seen at least 40 women get Porcelain Veneers and cry when their new look is revealed. Hand flapping in front of face, tears flying, step RIGHT up to mirror "I never knew I was so beautiful". Come on! There is such crap on tv. I've decided to turn it off and read my book.. It's a little hard to concentrate as I am super zonked on pain killers. Who even knows what I'm writing here ;)

Peace Biyatches.

ohh what a day. are you having a laugh???

I'll set the scene for you : wake up at 7.20 am (taxi coming at 7.45 ) not hungover yet as I'm still on dad from last night. Press snooze. WHY was snooze invented, it only sets one up for trouble. Thank god the taxi was late.. Get to the airport and try to eat my hangover away. Waiting in line for security check, I see an old man trying to cut the snake of metal poles that shows us how to queue (wtf?) unfortunately for him and much to MY enjoyment he did the limbo a little too low and ended up face first on the tiles. great. Creeped some people out on bbm while I was bored and had some hangover humour.When I handed my ticket to be checked etc. I kid you not I was the only person on the whole plane who got asked for id.. I had to feel if maybe I had a turban on that I'd forgotten about!? On the plane now, and this ALWAYS happens to me. I try not make eye contact with anyone, as if it's going to better my chance of having an empty seat next to me BUT the one time I happen to look up - BOOM my eyes lock with the fattest person on board.. and I just know.. he's headed my way.. whats even better is he's in the middle!

So now I'm at the window and bursting for the loo, fatty is having a lovely dos next to me : mouth open, head hanging and the odd loud grunt. I have to some how climb OVER him from my seat, jump onto the other ladies chair and then onto the floor. I manage the first time as I'm facing the people behind me, but on the way back they where the lucky audience of my version of " that thong tha thong thong thoooong". Finally we land and I make my way onto to the Gautrain, chewing gum obviously as I don't want to greet my mom with lasts night tequila mouth. Get a tap on the shoulder and its a security guard " es-ca-UUUSe me sista. No gum allowed" hand out, waiting for me to spit it out like a 5 year old does. Even though I'm thinking is this guy for real, I still spit it out, but into my hand not his don't worry. This day, could not have gone any better.. its karma for last nights antics.

Finally I'm home and its time for a sleep.. bye.

Give it a Trance ☮

I like lame music with words that have sentimental value. My friends laugh at me because most of them are into some sort of electro/trance/ DJ's etc and I don't have a clue what they're on about half the time. To get me on the dance floor takes A LOT of persuasion and tequila. If you want a laugh try get me out there.. ha. Last time I went to an out-of-comfort music jol, was to a Dub Step thing and I still have images of myself copying the girl next to me : just raise your hand (whole hand up or just two fingers, your choice) and pump it into the air.. along with the beat of course, not sure I was able to do both.

Tonight I'm braving Labrynth at Trinity with some of Cape Towns biggest music livers.. trance and electro are their life. I've been told to wear flats and casual clothes. I picture it to be like the movies, when I walk in the DJ is going to scratch his disk and everyone's going to be like w.t.f!? haha jokes, it wont be so bad.. I've been practicing some basic moves I learnt on how to dance 101. Also, I have a wingman who's not so trancey herself. Wish me luuck. I might just find my calling tonight.

look it up.

A very cool site to visit if you're bored or just looking for random laughs is : www.thefactsite.com