Straight eye for a queer guy.......?

I was on a cruise for the holidays and on our second night met a very sweet very camp guy. After one too many drinks he confessed to me ( while making eyes at the guy at the end of the bar for hours) that he had slept with that guy on the first night. I wasn't too sure why he was giving me all the details after only knowing each other for a few hours.However I thought i'd try my luck and probe with the questions and see where I got. I started off chilled with a " oh so do you like him, did you meet him here etc" ?. After a long pause and sigh he says, "well the thing is,this guy (at the end of the bar) is actually on the cruise with his girlfriend and her family and after a few drinks last night told me he had always been curious about being with another guy.. and so it happened on the top deck of the boat in the early hours of the morning.

I couldn't help but respond with a seriously shocked.. "oh my god!" Shame poor guy, his experimenter had then proceeded to act like he didn't know him and be all hanky dory with his girlfriend and his family for the rest of the trip :(.

So um ladies... watch out and don't let your boyfriends wander to far.. haha!

its a shore thing.

Jersey shore, Jordy Shore, Clifton shore.. we all claim hate them but we secretly love to watch other people being clowns and behaving like slappers. Unfortunately the cast of my all time fave. Jersey shore is being revamped.. apparently snook dog and sitch are demanding too much cash for each episode and as Jersey is fill of aspiring GTL"S they will no doubt have an abundance of newbies to choose from.

I wont lie.. I will miss the old ones, but it will be interesting to see how many snookies there are to offer.

Viva babay

Weeeeeelllll finally the boys have decided to grace our shores with their presence, much to the whole of the Countries delight. The only draw back.. getting tickets. Computicket is giving away min information and the crowds that will be descending on Computicket stores tomorrow morning (at all hours) will be a sight to see. Good Luck... if not, I'll wave from Golden Circle.

Meet Barry.

This little guy is Barry the sheep, my cartoon. I am in the process of writing a book about him and so wanted you to get to know him. He will be a feature on this blog from today onwards.

Appreciate the effort please. This is not easy to do on paint :)

ahh. life

Lying in bed with flu. Here one tends to re-evaluate life and set goals (usually unrealistic ones) for the days to come only to make you feel better about yourself. So for me its to blog more.. because I have become very slack and I know how you all look forward to my many adventures and to be more proactive. Remember though I'm still in bed so tomorrows reality could be very different.

Two very cool blogs to check out by the way : flimsythekitten.blogspot.com and shmittenkitten.blogspot.com.

Dont worry they're not all animal rightsy.. one is cartoons and the other is just classic!

Royally Bound

So the much awaited Royal wedding went down yesterday.. and wow what a spectacle. Kate is one of the most beautiful brides i've ever seen and well,William - what more needs to be said. However looking at photos yesterday I did form the opinion that I would much rather have wed the Will from 10yrs ago than the balding prince of today..

Will back in 2007 :

The Prince strangely moving backwards to a frog:

Small rant and rave!!!

Boys. You are so gullible and so stupid. While thinking how to approach this post I often had to stop myself from sounding like a raging feminist lesbo however these days I think life would be a whole lot simpler if we were to re-evaluate the relationships and dynamics that exist between male and female. I'm not denying the fact that girls need boys and vise versa, that when you're in love life is great. What I am saying however is that boys far too often test their luck and think its OK to say what they need to say if it'll benefit them in the end. There is the old argument about how can boys sleep with as many girls as they like and be considered cool or a ladies man while girls will be called slappers if they do the same.. (I think Christina Aguilera wrote a song about it!?) After a while it gets lame and everyone just wants the whining to stop but a friend of mine recently told me a story that made me think about this whole girl/boy saga and realize a thing or two.

So my friend got a random BBM request the other day from some dooshy name that she had no idea who it belonged to, but still she accepted seeing as Black Berries belong to 90% of our peer group and she thought she may actually know this guy. Anyway turns out that she doesn't know this guy but he is being chatty so she makes conversation. A lull in the conversation is experienced (no one wants a lull) and so to lighten up the convo and say good bye she sends "would love to chat but i'm watching porn.night". For most this would be inappropriate but this friend of mine is a little cooked and so she says whats on her mind or in this case what she thought would be funny. Anyways thinking the response would be non at all or a "night", she was surprised when Dooshbag replied with a "send me something, I'm horny". The conversation then went "like what?". DB: "I dont know, you tell me" friend: "easy tiger". DB: ok. Check BBM friend list 2 seconds later and Dooshbag has deleted her.

At first I didnt understand how this random got her pin or where he came from etc. etc. , but then she went onto explain how he'd got the pin from a mutual friend and thought he would just see if he could try his luck. I mean seriously who is going to start a kinky porno conversation with a complete random over BBM.. NO ONE. Well unless you belong to a late night escort agency. Now I want to know if i'm wrong in being super pissed off at this guy for having the balls to just push his luck, make my friend feel like a slapper and then the fact that he just up and leaves. I do blame her slightly for trying to be funny and playing along for a minuscule period of time but still, who is this oak and what makes him and other guys think that its ok to try with girls in the unlikely situation that it might end well for them!? Basically what is coming across is " I think nothing of you and dont care how you'll feel if I start being creepy to get lucky, and if not well you're not worth my time for anything else'.

Just a thought : If a girl was to approach you boys like this, yes at first you might think you've hit the jackpot but you'd also consider her a creepy whore. So what makes it Ok for you to try on us!?